SirGaryColeman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[McMatrix]

Was this all just an ad for the McTurkey?

Good shit... the thing that made it great was the McTurkey crap at the end that just seemed so damn random.

Awesome. 10/10

[Freddy vs Jason vs Ash]

Awesome concept

I'm suprised nobody else did something like this on NG yet. This would make a really cool series instead of just a trailer. If you don't make it, I'm tempted to. :P

The only bad part about this was that it's just a teaser (in every sense of the word) and not the full thing. :(

[John Kerry in Vietnam]

Should've been called "If Bush was in Vietnam"

You should re-make this with Bush's face over Kerry's and call it "If George Bush was in vietnam." Because you made it like Kerry was retarded (he thought the VC were nazis.. wtf?) and he didn't know anything... you must have gotten the candidates confused. I mean it was funny, but it didn't make sense, since he's not stereotyped as being a dumbass like you protrayed him, that's bush.

[City of Robots Teaser]

All Robots Please Report...

All Robots Please Report. All Robots Please Report. All Robots Please Report. All Robots Please Report. All Robots Please... Oh wait, my review... right.

This looks promising, but that All Robots thing really needs to get faded out faster. It was cool for the effect for a lil bit, but after a while it gets damn annoying. :P

I agree that the robots look a lot like I Robot, but as long as you don't copy their story you should be fine. Keep it up.

fukinCR1M1N4L responds:

ok, personally i dont think the robots look like i, robot, but a lot of other people think they do
but relinquished put a lot of hard work and headaches into them

[Zelda: Heroic Rage 5]

Best of the 5

Out of all 5, I liked the first 2 and this one the best. The reasons I didn't like 3 and 4 is because of the interactivity thing (I just wanted to sit back and watch), but Mainly because of the heavy metal music that just didn't fit in. I'm glad to see that both were removed for the last episode. This was a great series and it's cool to see a non-spoof Zelda. Newgrounds has plenty of spoofs, but not enough serious stuff (as evident by the fact that when you submit every category says "parody" in front of it).

[Spring Drawn]

Great job.

I found this flash through the Audio Portal to see who had used this music. Looks really cool, how did you make the lines move the way they did?

Tept responds:

I just frame by frame added the lines, and shape tweened them growing from small to big.