SirGaryColeman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hitler and Dave]

Why the Low Score?

NG kids can't seem to handle this kind of humor... but I though this was fucking hilarious. If that was purely improv, then you've got insane talent because the jokes kept on coming. Good shit.

[X-Men Divided P2]

Set your music to stream next time.

To get the music to stop playing (and overlapping, like it did for me) set it to Stream and not Event in the properties.

As for the rest of the movie. Nothings really happened yet, but it's cool to see a superhero sprite movie with a DC/Marvel cross-over thing going on. Keep working at it and I'm sure you'll improve as you go on.

sweet-kat22 responds:

Sorry about that. I didnt think anyone would read that fast lol.

[Final Fantasy 8 Spoof]

What part of this is funny?

I'm sorry, but I don't get it. I'm not being mean, I geniunely don't understand why this was funny. I was sitting there, waiting for the funny, but all I got was a cardboard box on fire. Is that funny or even interesting at all to watch? Not to me.

You said you were suprised to get on frontpage and you should be because so am I. This was not even in the category of "so stupid, it's funny."

Oh well... cant win em all.

[Bloodsucker]

Awesome. Can't wait for more.

Great style you got going here... I love the use of purely ambient sound with no music, it works really well.

Can't wait to see more of this.

[The Last Hero]

Very cool.

You setup a nice mood for this series (if you ever make finish it, which I hope you do). NG needs more stuff like this... even though at the very same time I write this theres a flash called FF Battles, which, while not bad or anything, has an insanely high score just because its FF even though nothing really happens in it. Just keep making it anyway, though... because you have great potential.

Nothing really happens much in this movie either (in terms of animation), yet it still manages to be great and that speaks volumes for your ability to setup a mood and keep the viewer captivated. Good job.

[Valhalla Knights]

Main character needs a new voice actor.

I don't know if that's you doing the voice for the main guy, but I have a feeling it is.... I'd have to say that the guys accent kinda ruined things and made it hard to take a lot of what he said seroiusly. You're an awesome animator, so you should just stick to that part and leave the acting to some others.

And if it wasn't you, well sorry to whoever is doing his voice... but it doesn't fit.

Other than that, every thing is perfect and this is an awesome Flash.

[VEIN]

Awesome.

Even though it's missing scenes, it's still awesome and very high quality. I'm not sure if the first part of it would help explain things, but even something enigmatic like this works as a trippy intro to a series. I think you should continue on with the work as you are very talented.

The only thing bad I could say is that it doesn't have a Preloader and you said you "can't," but one but I don't understand why? Even if the FLA is corrupt you could try loading the SWF into a new flash and making the preloader there.

Anyway, the flash is pro. Keep it up and here's hoping you make a 2nd episode.

Richeff responds:

Yes but when I import the swf. into a new fla. file the sound and movie clips are gone. I have a lot of movie clips in this. Unless theres something I'm doing wrong?

[White ep1]

Nice use of The Mars Volta. :)

Love mars volta and this seems like a cool intro to your series. The only thing is that there are a lot of misspelled words. Are those on purpose or what?

Not a whole lot went on in the animation, but it still didn't get boring. I'll be sure to catch the next episode.

Frogcloset responds:

unintentional at first but kept the mistakes in it just seemed right

[Days Of Our Lamps]

Are you fucking kidding me?

This is frontpage? This is like a bad SNL skit... and SNL sucks, so that's pretty bad.

I don't get some people's sense of humor on this site. No offense to you - if this wasn't on the frontpage my expectations wouldn't be so high, but damn... this is highly overrated.

I didn't laugh, sorry.