SirGaryColeman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pocahontas BURNED]

How does this have over a 4.0?

What the fuck? How is this getting such a high score? Ohhh look you have exposed a decade old disney movie! YOU ARE FIGHTING THE BRAVE FIGHT!

Who gives a shit? Everybody already knew this. This might be a cool homework assignment, but that's about it... no need to put your homework assignments up on newgrounds.

There was no animation, either ... just a fuzzy mic, bad accent, and pixelated movie clips. F-

[Bacon]

Brilliant!

Words can not express the feelings that viewin this movie has given me - joy, pain, lust, greed, IT'S ALL THERE! Never have a seen such a brilliant concept put to flash! This is your master work, your magnum opus! BRAVO! BRAVO!

[IWP: A tribute]

i wish it were true

hopefully life will imitate art

MY HEART DARKENS STILL!

[linkin prk kem 2 my house]

it's like Saland figers does linkin prk

This is better than rejuvenation!

[The Mask and the Monster]

One of the best flash on NG

This thing made the frontpage twice, which is really weird... maybe they forgot they put it on the frontpage already?

Either way, it doesn't change the fact that this is one of the best Flash on newgrounds. People are saying there is no plot or are complaining he turned into a werewolf, but I just don't understand those complaints.

This flash is nearly flawless. The score should be much higher.

[Vamp ep. 5]

Good to see you're still making these.

This series is great. It's cool to see how much you've improved at flash since the 1st episode.

I like that you've added voices, but it'd be nice if you got more than 1 actor doing all the voices because sometimes it becomes hard to follow which character is talking. But he did a great job nonetheless.

Style is awesome as always. Looking forward to more.

Michelangelo responds:

glad to know your still a fan, thanks!

[B 2005]

Phat beats.

I'm sitting here, bobbing my head to tha beats, POOP AND BEANS BITCHES! Now, I'm up and dancing after 7 years of paralysis!! THIS FLASH HAS INSPIRED ME TO WALK AGAIN! AND DANCE!!

Fart in my mouth and make me wear diapers wiggas!

Gheyz0r responds:

And for your dancing, the world is a better place
<3

[Bleed: Vampire Awakening]

Nice premise

Looks cool, but the 1st song made my ears bleed... Try choosing a better soundtrack and adding some sound effects next time.

Looking forward to seeing you make a series outta this. Nice!

[Rest in Peace Piconjo]

He will rise again!

May he rise again like the Phoenix from the ashes and Jesus himself on easter sunday! All praise be Piconjo!

And to the doubters: He's dead... he called me on the phone and confirmed this himself. May he rest in peace.

DAIRYDOG responds:

Piconjo Sunday, not Easter Sunday.

[The Little Girl]

Nice style, but a little lacking in the story.

I thought the style was really cool and Tim Burton-esque... the writing was pretty good too, but the actual story was a little lacking. I think especially the ending. The whole "if the night is right, the stars are twinking, and you wear your special orange jumpsuit then you can see blahblah" thing has been done like a million times and at this point it's only being done in comedic parodies because it's so funny. It would have been nice to see a better climax that could have lent itself more to establishing a "theme" to the story.

Overally pretty cool, though. I think the goths are gonna rate this thing overly high though just like that Lillian flash.